My ten-word review of the much-hyped Wachowski brothers’ sci-fi flick Jupiter Ascending:
Expectation: The Matrix meets Star Wars.
Reality: Sharknado meets Frozen.
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You’re assuming, of course, that Dave considers The Matrix and Star Wars better films than Sharknado and Frozen. (Letting preconceptions affect your appreciation of an intrinsically impartial review.)
I do hope you’re correct about that 80%, though, because that would render the entire film industry unsustainable and then I wouldn’t find myself reviewing so many turkeys.
So I see you’re like 80% percent of the populations- your expectations were simply too high, so you missed out on enjoying a good sci-fi movie. Oh, and by the way, they are the Wachowskis.
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You’re assuming, of course, that Dave considers The Matrix and Star Wars better films than Sharknado and Frozen. (Letting preconceptions affect your appreciation of an intrinsically impartial review.)
I do hope you’re correct about that 80%, though, because that would render the entire film industry unsustainable and then I wouldn’t find myself reviewing so many turkeys.
So I see you’re like 80% percent of the populations- your expectations were simply too high, so you missed out on enjoying a good sci-fi movie. Oh, and by the way, they are the Wachowskis.